Sure Glad We are Quarantined…
They started out telling us (here) that everyone would be infected eventually, but that we wanted to not overwhelm the medical system. Go check your local hospitals for level of occupancy.
You'll be sure glad we are quarantined
Then they told us that 98% of the population is not at risk at all (here). That 2% is really in danger due to old age and other health problems. Go check who is being told they have to stay home from work and cannot interact with each other, smile, talk or get too close together. In some states you can even be arrested.
You'll sure be glad we are quarantined
They now tell us that many people who get coronavirus have no or mild symptoms. For a moment, we thought our drama might be interrupted forever. Fortunately, spin doctors stepped in immediately and explained that this actually INCREASES the risk because it might be spread unknowningly to someone else…and THEY might not have any symptoms either! Whoa! That is TERRIFYING!
I'm so glad we are quarantined.
They told us that masks offer virtually no protection to the virus. Actually, the Surgeon General of the United States tweeted, “Seriously people—STOP BUYING MASKS! They are not effective in preventing general public from catching #Coronavirus, but if healthcare providers can't get them to care for sick patients, it puts them and our communities at risk!”
The audacity! Who does he think he is, anyway? Some random facts about the size of the virus compared to the fibers in the mask, blah, blah, blah…
We keep everyone frightened by wearing around these masks! Of course we need them so people know to be scared when they leave their houses!
Thank goodness, some states and municipalities have passed laws that if you are out without a mask, you can be fined. Whew! For a moment I thought people might start walking around without being terrified.
Aren't you sure glad we are quarantined?
We are told this is going to kill many more people than the regular flu. So, we had a look at numbers worldwide and in our own countries so we'd know what to expect. We were disappointed that this was so much more benign than the regular flu, so they gave orders to doctors to label basically all deaths as COVID 19 deaths (here, and here) to get those numbers up there.
Sure makes us glad to be quarantined.
Doctors all over the world (here, here, here, here [some of these you have to listen through to find all the quotes from doctors all over the world]) are questioning the wisdom of keeping the 98% who are at virtually no risk under any kind of lockdown. They cite official descriptions of the virus (here which quoted the CDC website exactly…until they changed the description on the CDC website sometime in the last 2 weeks to help make it sound much more scary—thank goodness! That old simple description was just not scary enough!) and ask why the workforce is being regulated at all? So the national guard was called out to enforce travel restrictions and to even go door to door to give some veracity to the idea that this really is much more horrifying than we think.
Aren't you sure glad to be quarantined?
Some countries have outlawed suggesting that any natural or alternative aid might help with COVID 19, saying there is no proof that such things help. Though vitamin C has been shown in various studies and thousands of private practices to inhibit viral spread, apparently it is illegal to suggest that it will continue to do…whatever it does…now that COVID 19 has arrived. Instead, the government promises to push through a vaccine without going through normal testing nonsense, to be pushed on the populous, maybe required before you can travel. It will be stabilized with aluminum, or mercury or arsenic or formaldehyde or some other poison in excess of concentrations allowed by the FDA, in order to insure its safety. There will be no inconvenient, time-consuming double-blind studies or normal review panels. Instead, it will be delivered quickly to you to (no doubt with great relief) inject in yourself, your loved ones, your elderly and your children.
Aren't you glad to be quarantined?
Some people are sitting home watching the media (that they normally do not really trust) saturate them with instruction on what and how and when to think. (It is really nice not to have to work and think for ourselves, don't you think?) The media helps encourage them to turn on their neighbors (isn't it great to have someone to blame?) and comply with all measures suggested without question. Slowly they are losing their sanity, but quickly they laid down and rolled over in fear and gave away their liberty (who wants all that responsibility? Not me that's for sure). There is no reason to check on any of these facts because, after all, we trust the media completely and anyway who wants to be saddled with the burden of maintaining our OWN liberty? This situation is all so convenient! You do not have to work and you don't have to think at all!
We are so very glad to be quarantined.
Studies have shown that isolating the elderly increases all cause mortality rates among them. People of all ages who cannot interact socially have more suicides, more illness, lower immune response, slower healing rates and are less happy.
But I am just sure after reading the above, they will all be glad to be quarantined!
I know we all trust our politicians. They have no history of lying or yielding to special interests. They never commit criminal acts or abuse their power. We of course are certain the media would never mislead us. I mean, just the thought of it! That is why when Bill Gates steps in with his company's vaccine, only a few years after announcing that he had a vaccine which would cause sterility in boys (I listened to it myself just a few years ago) that could be put in with regular vaccines, we are sure everything is clean and above board. Those people are saints! They would never lie.
I'm quite sure that he is very glad we are quarantined.
Then, of all the ludicrous audacity in the whole world! Some have suggested this crazy notion could actually happen here! I am talking about the “big lie” as quoted by Hitler! I'm actually pretty sure that even the Holocaust was not all that bad, I cannot believe anyone would do all those things. It was probably all propaganda. Anyway, a few people have been crazy enough to suggest that Joseph Goebbels' big lie, as quoted by Hitler, might be what is happening here! Listen to this ridiculous stuff! I quote: “If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it. The lie can be maintained only for such time as the State can shield the people from the political, economic and/or military consequences of the lie. It thus becomes vitally important for the State to use all of its powers to repress dissent, for the truth is the mortal enemy of the lie, and thus by extension, the truth is the greatest enemy of the State.”
Adolf Hitler said, “…the use of a lie so colossal that no one would believe that someone could have the impudence to distort the truth so infamously.” He blamed the Jews for this and thereby causing the loss of WWI.
I mean, really! Of course no one would ever do such a thing. I would never consider believing that today.
I for one, am just glad to be safely at home during the quarantine, knowing that my leaders have only my best interest in mind. How great they are!
I just know so many people are ready now to line up and beg for, maybe even fight over the vaccine for themselves and their children. It will be a beautiful sight that will put tears in my own eyes. Such people are seizing the opportunity to prove to everyone how truly glad they are to have been quarantined!
When we saw on the news that hospitals in New York were overrun and they were piling body bags into refrigerator trucks, someone had the audacity to go the next day and film the parking lots, inquire in the very same hospital. When he reported that the hospital parking lot was empty and there was no truck with body bags, ambulances were parked and the hospital was only at about 20% capacity, we just knew he must be the one lying so we watched more of the media to reassure ourselves that we reacted right after all!
Aren't we glad to be home with time on our hands to watch the media all day long? Isn't it nice to be quarantined?
Finally, when YouTube and Facebook started censoring anything they did not agree with, I was so happy. I mean, really, allowing people to disagree with the official narrative right there where everyone could see it! How are we supposed to be happy with all that discord going on?
Yet another benefit of the quarantine!
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